"What's wrong with FARTS? You never fart ah?"
Let's just face it, everyone farts.
The act of farting can
be pretty surprising, often embarrassing enough or potentially stinky
that people might just run away from you or make a joke out of it.
Seriously, though, when it comes down to it, go you know what's
farting all about? There must be a good reason, or two, for the, a-hem,
unpleasant flatus, a.k.a., gas, right?
Where does fart gas comes from?
The gas that makes up a fart comes from two sources: more originates from the breakdown of food by the digestive system, and some is from swallowed air. In the first case, foodstuffs are broken down by enzymes, stomach acids, and intestinal bacteria in order for the energy in them to be made available to the body. Through the processes of digestion and fermentation, gases can be liberated from what's eaten.
In the second case, air that a person swallows from eating, drinking, breathing, chewing gum, and being stressed, among other ways of entry, that's not expelled during a burp travels through the stomach and intestine, transforming into fart-ready mode. In either case, the gases flow down through the rest of the digestive tract and eventually exit the body — Poof! Ping! Pfft! Toot-toot! Kaboom! — expelled as a fart, or farts. And this silent or noisy expulsion of air can help bring about some relief and comfort from a buildup of gas within the lower part of the body.
What is fart gas made up of?
The gases that make up a fart are composed mostly of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane. Farts smell obnoxious because of the breakdown of compounds containing sulfur (think rotten eggs). Some foods, such as cabbage, eggs, onions, and meat, contain more sulfur than others, which is why some farts smell worse than other farts.
Why do farts make noise?
How much gas does a normal person pass per day?
On average, a person produces about half a liter of
fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus
volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You
might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you
eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their
odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat,
how much you fart, and how much they smell.
Is it true that some people
never fart?No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.
Do men fart more than women?
No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
Why are beans so
notorious for making people fart?
Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest.
When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big
feast, and make lots of gas! Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers,
cabbage, milk, and raisins.
What things other than diet can make a person fart more than usual?
People who swallow a lot of air fart more than
people who don't. This can be cured somewhat by chewing with your mouth
closed. Nervous people with fast moving bowels will fart more because less
air is absorbed out of the intestines. Some disease conditions can cause
excess flatulence. And going up in an airplane or other low-pressure
environment can cause the gas inside you to expand and emerge as flatulence.
Is a
fart really just a burp that comes out the wrong end?
No, a burp emerges from the stomach and has a
different chemical composition from a fart. Farts have less atmospheric gas
content and more bacterial gas content than burps.
Is it harmful to hold in farts?
There are differences in opinion on this one.
Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is
bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at
banquets out of concern for peoples' health. There was a widespread belief
that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.
Doctors actually said there is no
particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a
natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can
happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one
doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a
person holds in farts too much.
Where do farts go when you
hold them in?
The
doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It
simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later. It
is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really lost, just
delayed.
With
all the facts above, I'm hoping there won't be big fuss about anymore.
One gotta be knowledgeable enough and sure enough today's post has open
my eyes bigger about FARTS! But still, I hope there's a switch on and
off button in my system so I can turn off the Fart button when I'm in
public places to save me from all the embarrassments when the sound is loud enough to be heard!! LOLL!!
XOXO~